Lastnightstony

Poster for a WK Lunchbox Show featuring Janelle Monae.  

We have a gentlemen’s rule that if when you tee off you don’t make it past the ladies tee box, you have to take your second shot with your trousers around your ankles. I did not make it past the ladies tee a couple of times this weekend and this particular time I saw the cart girl waiting on the top of a hill for us. When we were done she made her way down to our carts and that’s when I hatched an ingenious plan and all of my co-horts reacted instinctively and went into motion to sieze the moment. As Katie, (cart girl’s name we later found out) broke into the coolers these other guys created a diversion so I could get my shot off (I know) with the knickers in the turf.

Checked out Wooster Collective this afternoon and came across an image of a familiar wall. It’s the wall out side of WK London in Shoreditch. 

Here is the source file. 

The ferret has been reunited with it’s family. The power of craigslist has returned Rose to it’s very happy owner and ferret sister. Just in the nick of time too. Little bugger dropped two deuces in the kitchen and was on his way to swimming lessons when the Batphone rang. The universe has now been returned to it’s rightful order.

These things are great. I have already started putting them up around the agency on things. Bound to upset someone. Download your own here. 

Ok, here is this weeks random story. My friend Amy was giving me a ride home last night. We came to the intersection of 33rd and Webster in NE and we saw this mini van slowly following what appeared to be a rat. On closer look it was a ferret. The dude in the car jumped out and got the little bugger as we sat there and watched. In true Oregonian fashion, Holmes starts walking over to us with the ferret. He explains that he can’t take him because he has two huge dogs in his car.

After much deliberation, we go get a box at the market and take him with us. I live next to an animal hospital and thought they could help. The folks were nice at the hospital, but did not rectify our situation with the ferret. The ferret has spent the night in my kitchen in an animal cage the neighbors had. Cute little guy, but he is still a varmint.  

Hence the question is, Does any one want a rat?
I don’t.
I do have a bag though.
Sing it with me.”The varmints in the bag and the bags in the river.”