Lastnightstony

We have a gentlemen’s rule that if when you tee off you don’t make it past the ladies tee box, you have to take your second shot with your trousers around your ankles. I did not make it past the ladies tee a couple of times this weekend and this particular time I saw the cart girl waiting on the top of a hill for us. When we were done she made her way down to our carts and that’s when I hatched an ingenious plan and all of my co-horts reacted instinctively and went into motion to sieze the moment. As Katie, (cart girl’s name we later found out) broke into the coolers these other guys created a diversion so I could get my shot off (I know) with the knickers in the turf.